Recipe for Two People in LoveIngredients:1 overly attached friend1 teaspoon of trust issuesA handful of exes2 cups full of tears2 cups of disappointmentRage and sorrow to taste1 jar of true loveDirections:Start with the exes. Add them one at a time to the pan. Slowly poor in the cups of disappointment. Sift it all together. When it looks incredibly painful and about to fall apart, add the tears and vigorously combine it all together. Check for taste; it should be incredibly sour. Add an overly attached friend and a teaspoon of trust issues. Bring it to a boil. When it's about to explode, add the jar full of true love.Let it rest.Serve with a side dish of respect and friendship.